You can see it as living in fear, if that’s what helps you, I just see it as being as prepared as I can.

I’m happy for you, but all it takes is one time. No reason not to have an extra backup.

I’m just saying it’s always good to have a backup, and it doesn’t cost you a thing. You never know what’s gonna happen, so redundancy is a good thing.

What happens if somehow your phone gets broken? I always get a paper pass printed out just in case.

Kills the career they intended to have before working at Costco

I just got one that’s literally a sticker stuck to the inside of my windshield

I still quote Sam Jackson’s “assumption” line regularly

Much of the time I can’t even make out the lyrics, so I listen to music the same way

The theorem states that given an infinite amount of time, which is outside the realm of the life of the universe.

But they said yeats…

Spectacular

Welch’s made a fruit punch soda that was next fucking level for me.

Precious hamburgers?

Shut the FUCK up, Donnie!

Tim Honks

She looks like one of the marionettes from Team America

I like to live dangerously and coffee is much more permanent

I do the crossword every morning with my coffee

The back fell off

Seriously. USS Make Shit Up here we come!