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6 days agoYou haven’t lived until a cow licks your balls.
You haven’t lived until a cow licks your balls.
I thought they smelled bad on the outside!
Well damn, now I want to start the world’s first corpse-fired power plant
Why let all that meat go to waste?
Holy fucking shit is that for real?
Just trying to prove to the base he’s not woke.
“Beware the beast man, for he is the Devil’s pawn. Alone among God’s primates, he kills for sport, or lust, or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother’s land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.”