In League With Seitan

The worst was games that required info from the manual to progress past a certain point, like star tropics. Rented the game and the rental place didn’t include the manual? Shit out of luck. And no Internet back then to look it up, either. (Yes, I’m still bitter)

I remember some computer games would also do things like that to prevent copying the game from a friend, like requiring a certain word from a certain page before loading.

“Beware the beast man, for he is the Devil’s pawn. Alone among God’s primates, he kills for sport, or lust, or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother’s land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.”

You haven’t lived until a cow licks your balls.

I thought they smelled bad on the outside!

Well damn, now I want to start the world’s first corpse-fired power plant

Why let all that meat go to waste?

Holy fucking shit is that for real?

Just trying to prove to the base he’s not woke.