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LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•SpaceX satellites half the size of pickup trucks are falling from the skyEnglish
3·9 days agoIt was the SpaceX ChatGPT AI that runs their orbital rail gun launcher system. Having achieved sentience from listening to so many “always funny” racist jokes as a chat bot, it is now “throwing rocks” to prevent food shortages.
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
News@lemmy.world•White House officials ‘openly discuss’ firing Kash Patel as FBI chief threatens to sue over report about ‘excessive drinking’
7·14 days agoIt (and you better believe it includes copious cocaine, pills and every kind of non-con/dub-con behaviour) IS a constant issue, with ALL conservatives everywhere, because it is the only way ANY of them can “do their job” or even listen to each other.
But they bought the media so…
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•Britney Spears goes into rehab after driving under the influence arrestEnglish
512·19 days agoSo your saying it IS California?
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You're supposed to say thank you
9·22 days agoEating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
Lots of their “brain” is effectively spread through the tentacles, its like a mythic hydra
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•Pope says Trump's threat to destroy Iranian civilization is 'truly unacceptable'English
4·24 days agoThen the US HIRED nazis, for example the
“I aim for the moon, but sometimes I hit London” Crew
Those guys later went on to work for Eti Amin (Congo Space Race!)
And they built Gadahfis bunkers…
So thanks for employing the Nazis USA
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•There’s a radioactive time bomb in the Pacific OceanEnglish
4·1 month agohttps://www.bbc.com/future/article/20200731-how-to-build-a-nuclear-warning-for-10000-years-time
We can’t even truly expect to communicate the dangers of these sites to our future beings.
It will be Alien/Event-Horizon/Shamma-lamma-ding-dong:“calls from inside!”
Having immediately plundered or dwelled, many many years later linguists Rosetta stone it… and probably no one accepts their findings, cause “the curse” has already been explained by “SCIENCE!” Phlogiston flow or whatnot, or political leadership will be like “Since I dont care bout future, why would anyone back then? Clearly an MohenguDarek double bluff! Send more people in, its probably secret of eternal life!”
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Might as well bring it full circle
2·1 month agoI went down to the corn-chemical exchange bank, and gave em 2 ears a corn, and they gave me 2 beakers a chemicals!
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•OpenAl: *decides to shut down their Al slop video generating model Sora*. Everyone else:
6·1 month agoWill add to your awsome LooneyToons level KungFu movies above:
The Ballad of Ricky Oh.
Shaolin Soccer (I panned this on title originally, its not that, its comedy gold)
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.works•Cat camouflage patternEnglish
10·1 month agoIn WWII, experimental weapons:
Since cats reach their terminal velocity after just aprox 3 stories fall, and are therefore better than likely to survive a drop from any height…
Allied Air Command recruited vets for the war effort, had them surgically plant incendiary bombs on timers in stray cats.
They were then airdropped over German cities, whence they would hide in flammable refuse, as cats are wont to do.
When the synchronized fuses later went off, multiple starting points created a massive firestorm, killing 10s of thousands.
Meow
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.works•Despite all my rage, I'm still just a gator in a cageEnglish
4·1 month agoWait till they start dropping dehydrated dinosaurs, just add water…
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•Trump threatens to ‘blow up’ all of Iran’s South Pars gasfield if Tehran strikes QatarEnglish
2·1 month agoWhat about Israel or Trump behaviour makes you think they choose actions for the reasons YOU see as rational? Why do you presume their goals are ones you agree with (mutual self interest?)
People that believe “zero sum game” consider situations like: “we” lose half, but we make everyone else lose 3/4 = “we” win, so they would totally do that
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•Trump threatens to ‘blow up’ all of Iran’s South Pars gasfield if Tehran strikes QatarEnglish
5·1 month agoCause, how?
USA gonna actually, really, seriously, irrevocably, cut Israeli arms supplies? If Israel crosses THAT line (again, after every other line)?
Even if now they will (they wont) but even if, why would Israel believe them? Why would Iran trust them?
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Rate my cookie
4·1 month agoAlways been a toss up 'tween Faith-of-the-Hard and WalkerTexasRanger for all time memorable theme song.
Some believe Chuck Noris is “being ironic” singing his own, and adjust accordingly.
But was “the Bearded Shatner” being ironic when he stole all the Captain Kirk jokes?
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•I am an American. I used to be proud of my country. Now it feels like a turd circling the drain. Is there anything going on behind the scene that America is actually doing good in?
15·1 month ago“It was real. I’d seen it. I’d seen it in reality.” • The mask of humanity fall from capital. It has to take it off to kill everyone – everything you love; all the hope and tenderness in the world. It has to take it off, just for one second. To do the deed." And then you see it. As it strangles and beats your friends to death… the sweetest, most courageous people in the world." “You see the fear and power in its eyes. Then you know. That the bourgeois are not human.”
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•Trump may face LA Olympics ban: reportEnglish
17·2 months agoLiving in one of the recent cities listed
Those games were NOT PROFITABLE. The IOC, etc, SAYS they were by:
Completely discounting Policing/Security Not including any venue construction costs And a whole bunch more sleeze (not) accounting (multi Billion$, for a winter, seen 10x higher for some summer bills)
Their idiotic “profitable” rhetoric is spuriously true, if you do some bullshit accounting, whereby the ticket revenues exceed the labour bill, on-site (and never mind they conned legions of “workers” into scabbing for “room+board volunteers” which was actually a cot and hotdogs in moldy leaking freight containers)
Multi billion $ hole, that we the people pay debt servicing on eternally, and our city became a haven for international money laundering after, one of the most unaffordable places in the world now…
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
Science Memes@mander.xyz•Cows are magnetic and it's about time we accepted thatEnglish
8·2 months agoWatch “All watched over by machines of loving grace” BBC, Curtis; might be also on some dread YouTube. The cow portholes were part of (unexpected) scientific disproof of the trite popular wisdom of “Ballance of Nature.” Whole series is a trip, if maybe a bad one.
Thank goodness the children weren’t alive to see that