LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]

I think being a professional cook inculcates or at least intensifies an already present hyper vigilance because there’s always something else I could be or should be doing and it’s a nearly constant list of tasks and any moment not filled by a task is filled with thoughts of what am I not doing right now that I should be.

At least Christmas music doesn’t fill me with hate anymore

pretty sure it’s funding and that’s why China gonna keep winnin’

I’ve just been ignoring it all, did something happen, my windows is still windowing

Putting a single cucumber into gallons of water isn’t gonna do nothin

if he does literally nothing he’d be an improvement on most mayors

Unrelated but they put out water at my work that’s like just tap water sitting in a dispenser that they’ll sometimes slice like, a couple oranges or lemons or cucumbers into. It adds no flavor and just wastes the fruit or cucumbers

Oh my fucking god can you people just fucking stop. Literally just elected and your response to “he’s in control of the police now” is “WOW HE’S DONE THE SAME AS ANYONE ELSE” he literally has done nothing yet

They already have fiji water which iirc the last time I saw any study of microplastics in water supplies had the least of any bottled water, how much more prestigious does it need to be

what if it spies on people and if a certain threshold of people hate the govt the computer says “you’re coup’d” and they have to leave

I think if you’re a milquetoast shit liberal whose politics are at home with /r/politics there’s literally no reason to be here but hey that’s just me i guess, maybe we do need 27 identical websites with the same dumb fuckers posting the same stupid shit

liberals and republicans

I used to be able to do calculus and now I don’t even remember algebra

well pissing on the tree gives it valuable nitrogen

anybody who thinks this would work has never pissed before, people would just bow their legs a little or pee at an angle

comment reads like it’s motivated mostly out of disgust for the homeless

Anyone with a brain who is a member of the working class should be immediately and innately political as soon as they are exposed to even the slightest fraction of society. Everything is political, and it’s politics that dictate that they will largely work for the benefit of a vanishingly small class of parasites until they die an early death because politics also dictate that their healthcare will be unaffordable, as will their education, etc.

If you respond with some “oh you’re just victim blaming yourself” shit like you did the other guy i’ll upgrade calling you a loser to saying you should be actively murdered

Fuck off you fucking loser

i ain’t afraid a no ghost

I work at a private college and i’m not in a management position so I don’t do any ordering and am constrained by budget but everyone loves, respects and fears my powerful ability to cook so I can pretty much freestyle dishes however I want to as long as i’m getting the food out on time and it tastes good

I haven’t asked about honey substitutes yet but I’ve recently gotten them to try a vegan chicken stock that has proven really adequate for adding a lot of flavor to risotto or fake chicken dishes, and i just got them to try a different vegan mozzarella that turned out to be better than the sysco brand shit they were getting

i tried to use corn syrup as a vegan honey substitute for a glaze of spiced nuts for roasted carrots and let me tell you that corn taste is a bit off and I really should have just like idk made a simple syrup with sugar or something. Maybe just toss the nuts with brown sugar and spices and bake it, idk.

i wish vegans would just eat honey it’s just bees I didn’t vote to consider bugs animals (but even though I disagree i’m not gonna feed people honey like the cooks I work with who sometimes “forget” it isn’t vegan)