I’ve been loving Metaphor recently

Someone did, but just the one time.

It’s amazing how many Gadsden flags are next to Thin Blue Line flags.

“Don’t tread on me, unless you’re in the group of people who can kill citizens with impunity, then you do what you want because I’ve no critical thinking skills.”

Donate enough and you get a cabinet position.

Donate even more and he’ll create new fake departments for you.

Defederation to go with their defenestration.

Can’t he fuck off and die on Mars already?

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Until the next.

They’ll happily jail an innocent person so they can avoid looking incompetent.

They’ve forgotten that all of the tools they’ve rendered inert were there to prevent us from doing this.

Controlled opposition.

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Imagine going into a cave to see God and it’s just him bent over showing hole

Looks like Jamie Lee Curtis is joining the MCU.

People who group races into “White” and “Other” are really having a tough time with this one.

If you do not qualify for long term care insurance, maybe sit the presidency out.

Should I give up?

Or should I just keep chasin’ penguins?

You’re a wizard, Harry.

You piece of shit.

There’s usually some sort of mechanical release for safety for stuff like this.

Have to wonder if he was paid to make it sound insane to take all the air out of the studies.