The only way to play this game is Kong barrel anywhere code, it fixes 95% of the games tedious backtracking

That’s clearly some new type of sea cucumber, it’s not mysterious at all

That’s not how this works, that’s not how any of this works

Religious nutjobs gonna religious nutjob

https://youtu.be/lADTLozKm0I

Seems pretty convincing and matches gold bracelets made in the era.

Good thing that’s not hard to spoof at all

Please don’t leave new England behind

Rudolph had antlers on Christmas, as a reindeer, that makes Rudolph a she not a he.

I’m pretty sure the coat in the bottom is the older version of this jacket from 2007ish that had a hood:

https://www.mercari.com/us/item/m67712266687/

Depends on the book actually! In the Infancy Gospel of Thomas, Jesus kills a kid for bumping into him and then blinds his parents for being mad. It was considered cannon up till the 4th century.

IV. 1 After that again he went through the village, and a child ran and dashed against his shoulder. And Jesus was provoked and said unto him: Thou shalt not finish thy course (lit. go all thy way). And immediately he fell down and died. But certain when they saw what was done said: Whence was this young child born, for that every word of his is an accomplished work? And the parents of him that was dead came unto Joseph, and blamed him, saying: Thou that hast such a child canst not dwell with us in the village: or do thou teach him to bless and not to curse: for he slayeth our children.

V. 1 And Joseph called the young child apart and admonished him, saying: Wherefore doest thou such things, that these suffer and hate us and persecute us? But Jesus said: I know that these thy words are not thine: nevertheless for thy sake I will hold my peace: but they shall bear their punishment. And straightway they that accused him were smitten with blindness.

If only I could be so grossly incandescent…

“God Bless America” is almost that

Raisins in cookies is evil, the number of times I was fooled when I was younger…

That’s a good kitty, that deserves a bonus picture, have some spaghetti cake!

Here have some homemade Oreos I made

Its all to taste, I always do a ton of butter when I make cookies to make them extra gooey

I completely believe that he was making 1$ a day at some point, he’s just neglected to talk about the 20 million he had in the bank from daddy.

Learn to read, there are two e’s there, I would know, I wrote it.

Yes, that’s what I wrote