Sad thing is, Amazons profit margins on their shopping shit is razor thin. It’s AWS that is making bank, and that’s like half of the servers on the internet.

I was just being a pedant about your definition of LAN. :)

For a non-pedantic definition, yours is fine.

A LAN could be zero machines. Point is IP addresses are not routable on the public internet.

In the 90s there was a Redhat distro called Cartman.

And in what venue would such a lawsuit be entertained?

Does he still even have fanboys? Like maybe a dozen or so?

Bitch, my g-ma :wq yo ass :1,$s/Twice on Sunday//g

And corporations run the governments.

That Hot Dog is not a foot long.

Somehow I read spit shake as like a spit take with a milkshake, and was very confused.

Sir and oak.

Yeah they accidentally mixed up the fruit puzzle with the birthday puzzle.

OP is blaming Mom’s “narcissistic tendencies” and everyone instantly takes that side. But OP says the uncle helped her figure out how to open the door. So clearly the uncle is a part of this unjust conspiracy as well. The more reasonable conclusion is that the adults in OPs life might have good reason to be accessing their room.

I’ve been hearing these stories for decades. I won’t hold my breath.

Exactly. Even the response to their whataboutism doesn’t help their point.

We get fucked on consumer protections in general.

My grandma is so hip, she uses kubernetes.

I think you covered at least 10 things.

I hope I never have to see this code.

Don’t worry. We’ll deduct the cot from your pay.