You’re more likely to be killed by a family member than a coworker, too.

My paternal grandmother, who claimed to milk 200 cows per day every day, would disagree.

Definitely not blackcurrant. Blackcurrant looks like this:

Note how the leaves look.

This looks more like chokeberry or some species of amelanchier. Or hagberry, which is poisonous.

Imagine losing your shit over having a daughter.

The show was based on Assad’s life.

They should do a buy 2 get 2 deal then.

Yes and I have read the book this quote is from, but years after I had the operation.

A pair of glasses would have cost me about 350 euros every 3 years. Eye surgery cost me 980 euros and I should not require glasses for at least 20. So surgery has saved me at least 1350 euros. Failing at calculations like that is one more way for the poor to stay poor.

Even if he gets convicted, he’ll be a hero in prison. We’ve had plenty of serial killers with cult followings, and this person is more dangerous to the establishment out in public.

It’s very likely that he would get dealt with in a similar way that Epstein was.

I was always surprised how getting away from a crime scene with a bicycle isn’t more popular. It’s faster and easier than running and you can use paths that cars can’t easily get to.

I wonder if his death will be covered by insurance.

That was the point of my joke. I mean, if after getting hit, the straps failed and the chestplate fell down, it would be a malfunction.

When your coup hardly lasts longer than a video about how to coup a country.

Chapelle Roan gets shot on stage, the bullet bounces off her armor and hits Donald Trump. He dies but gets resuscitated.

Primus sucks

When you’re playing against a weak opponent, but they know the cheat codes.

I got blood in my gas tank, bones in my steel I eat California condor for my Thanksgiving meal I’m the last superpower, I’m a son of a loaded gun Cuz I’m Rapscallion

A bit of old news, really.

The first one is more like bacon and sour cream, but tastes a lot like cepelinai, Lithuanian potato dumplings.

The second one is beet, green onion, cucumber, egg and kefir. So just like Lithuanian cold borcht (but a lot saltier).

The same company had made pussy and penis flavoured chips too, but I have never tried those.

Meanwhile in Lithuania: