I literally have a coffee with dessert. And Australian coffee, not the watered down shite. Never had a problem sleeping, and thought it was all a bit of a carry on.

Our kettle died and I guess we didn’t replace it quick enough for my mother in law, because she showed up with a new one a few days later. Only cost a couple of dollars, but it’s been going strong for the last 6 years.

Well, shit. I just bought it the other day and started with it. Had nfi.

Tonnes of CP.

Told my colleague immediately as he was at the other end of the work bench, then told my manager. They called the cops who told us to leave it alone, then immediately made their way over to confiscate the PC and take a copy of the job booking slip.

Never heard another thing about it after that. We thought we might be called as witnesses or to give statements, but nothing. The cops took a few mins with the PC when they got there, asked us to log into it and then leave the room. We figured they had enough on it and the guy probably admitted it. Never saw the customer again either, and he was a fair bit of a regular.

Today was one of the better ones I’ve had of late.

Spent the early morning playing with my toddler until my missus took her to a mums group. I went to the gym and did a little cardio before just heading to the sauna to relax.

Got home, had a spliff, then cleaned the place with music on. Missus gets back, then drop a bunch of laundry at the laundromat and we run errands.

Stopped by a friend’s place for coffee, then came home to do the dinner and bedtime show.

That’s pretty much a great Sunday. Bit of everything in there, and got a tonne of crap done. Now I’ll game while she scrolls and we’ll call it a night. Only way to make it better was to watch some sport.

I don’t.

Once I’ve seen a series, I don’t tend to watch it again unless it’s an old episode on TV, there’s nothing else on, and I really want to watch something. And even then, it’ll just be that episode - I won’t go and rewatch the series.

It baffles me how many people bang on about rewatching series.

Growing a tail.

Backing one out.

Laying some deep sea cable.

Taking an Edgar/Bradley/Travis (Britt/Pitt/Tritt)

Snapping one off.

Pinching off a loaf.

Giving birth to a project manager.