are they though?

the odds of a person being attacked by candiru are “(a)bout the same as being struck by lightning while simultaneously being eaten by a shark.”

look i just didnt like the last panel

no more fun ¯_(ツ)_/¯

i think its gonna be up to everyone to adjudicate the edginess of saying it wasn’t as good as the german one because no one was murdered

without using a translator it said something like:

No dead.

You dont have the premium German model.

the punchline in the last panel didnt work imo

amazing ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

fuck off back to 4chan edgelord

theres a pub in dublin, ireland that sells it from behind the bar. kinda fun as a novelty. mulligans on poolbeg st

comedy genius. really useful.

yes, getting arrested for setting off a bottle rocket at 12:10, outside of ze designated fun time

aaaand they openly support republican party campaigns and candidates

oh yes they fucking will. run your lawnmower on a sunday? polizei. pee outside on your lawn? neighbors will call the polizei. firworks 10 minutes after the official firework period is over? believe it or not, polizei

is that what you’re thinking? wood screws aren’t cut out for a structure that will sustain 80mph winds for 4 hours straight while turning

hello?

hello from ireland

so, uh… it really couldnt be said of any game at all… the idea that the game makes it better than real power washing because you can stop at any time with out leaving a half finished driveway is cracking me up dude i love it

ah well then laddie you just tell me when youre ready to man the old washer

theres always work down the shipyard for ye

im not trying to be provocative

but have you ever considered actually cleaning things

you can get paid to do this

irl power washwers are fun

I had entirely forgotten it existed until your post

nor do I. Is it saying like you’d rather have actual weed but since you don’t, this weed butter is butter than nothing(?)