One of the 10,000 club today, buddy. Enjoy your soup.

A friend of mine in Zambia taught me how to fry caterpillars. They are like squishy french fries. They are fine. They pair well with chibuku.

Oh, Onion, you have outdone yourself with such a ludicrous story.

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Everyone migrates to Ubuntu. One finger of the monkey’s paw curls up.

I am not a good gardener. Saffron and potatoes grow and multiply themselves continuously without my intervention. I would recommend any new gardener start here for a confidence boost. And they are pretty. And home-grown saffron is a gift that never fails to impress. Just do it.

They aren’t turning into; they have always been. They have finally consolidated power. I don’t even live in the US and I am dreading the worldwide ramifications of your election. Where can I go to escape? The moon? Apparently not even that.

I am sliding gracefully into dad mode about thermostats because that is ancient technology and you should know better. Lights are all LEDs now and I even got the ones with batteries so they stay on in a blackout, so leaving them on charges them and is good, sort of.

USB-C does a lot of heavy lifting. Also, MagSafe™ is still there. A little surprised there is also a SD card slot. And a HDMI port. Not complaining about their inclusion, and I do use them regularly, but why did the dongle company give these to us?

I was sure this was a Suddam Hussein post.

A cat that really was gone.

I lost my smell to COVID in that first year, before the vaccine. Recently and for the first time since, I smelled petrichor and I could have cried.

It’s snowing 😭

He looks like he may be a giant brain worm wearing a corpse.

How appropriate! You fight like a cow.

On chess, there is a moment in 2001: a Space Odyssey wherein HAL and Frank Poole are playing chess. A more attentive person than me pointed out HAL cheated. I paused and looked at the board forever. I almost gave up. I thought I would never figure it out. Finally figured it out! I have never felt so smart for wasting so much time.