I hadn’t had “the talk” and assembled my own understanding about marriage = “the ability to touch each other’s private parts.”

I remember thinking, at the age of probably 8 or 10ish, that a bride and a groom, after they were married, in their fancy full wedding outfits would stand on either side of the sink (specifically in my house’s upstairs crappy bathroom with mildewy tile) and expose themselves to each other, and then the bride would reach across the sink and “tag” touch the groom’s crotch and then pull her dress up, and… at that point I didn’t really understand what she would “have” under her wedding dress, but I did assume the groom would reach over and basically “tag you’re it” style touch her, at which point the act would conclude.

I didn’t have a name for this act, but I was pretty sure this is what adults all did immediately after marriage, one time only. I didn’t associate it with babies or anything, more a rite of passage.

Am I doing the math right? That like 27k a day?

me too, and confusion: …the Librarians HAVE to be inside the schools…

Stavvy has a great, sexy calendar that he puts out every year.

Montane

That explains why they were so confused: Even their uncles were ants!

Sim Ant ?

Welcome. Let’s make a recovery space here. Haven’t seen much.

Ima newbien minda Trix don’ta work on me!

…and evidently you all hate grammar.

Is there a fediverse group for FRIENDS OF DESOTO?

Hahaha. Whoa! So different. Mine is All stand up comedians and military training things and toolmakers DIY stuff.

I click on the piped bot links EVERY time. I want them to work. This did not load whereas the YouTube link “just works”

As a Spanish learner this makes a ton of sense. Pinecones and pineapple share a name in Spanish!

Came here to say this. Gotta be Ollie’s

The Costco Hot Dog is a 1/4lb hot dog sold at the international warehouse club Costco’s food courts. It is notable for its price, which has remained steady at $1.50 in a combo deal including a soda at United States locations since its introduction in 1984. That price has become increasingly low relative to inflation and spawned a cult following

From the wiki

Any friends of DeSoto here?

Can’t find the YouTube link I’m looking for with the “guy with deep voice” but it’s close enough to this link… REMINDS ME OF TOILET SEAT DUET…

Honestly, I feel her. I opened one of these in my child’s Halloween candy bag and felt misled.

That was surprisingly interesting. I did not know those wiki rules