I think it’s amazing that you can do these without vomiting.

I thought the whole point was not to bang?

I also hate it when people on the Internet don’t cater directly to my tastes. Thank you for standing up for people like us rather than simply scrolling by.

I need to try this! Esperanto was my gateway to really enjoying language learning, though I fell out of it after a while. People greatly underestimate it’s value.

If you ask people what they want they’ll tell you ten things they’ve already seen.

I’d buy that if he weren’t already also in a position to help solve systemic issues.

I like it when they get real broad with it and picking up a single gun sounds more like clattering multiple guns together.

Pray tell- what is so sexy about The Diary of Anne Frank or Maus?

I like how this argument assumes schools are just regularly stocking school libraries with your Literotica history.

But how do you deal with the horrors of all that communism?

Is it not a terrifying wasteland with less… consumer goods? I would die without my Kit Kat flavored Trix cereal.

As a choosey mom, you would be surprised how often it comes up.

~fuck you, Skippy~

I’ll get to work on my coffin!

It’s actually illegal to eat a hot dog that is not a Koegel in Michigan.

Ah, the Fox “News” defense. Unfortunately, a lot of the people who listen to him have long since “gone full fucking stupid”.

Moving is what got you.

The boy with psychic powers (of whom we are all very fond) that rules Canada is the source of immortality. You’ve moved from his sphere of influence.

Lord, I had a cheap PA system for band practice with a blue power LED that felt like it was gonna bore a hole through my eyes.

So I put some duct tape on it.

Then it felt like the light from under the duct was gonna bore a hole through my eyes.

That’s a pretty optimistic future considering current Detroit.

That’s like free beer for your dog or kitchen stove. Here in Idaho, we try not to anthropomorphize our property.

As someone with a doctorate in Metaphysics from the Universal Life Church, I concur.

Wait till they find out how hard it is to get a hair cut once “mobilized”.