People have called me smart. It’s far from the truth. I’m so fucking stupid, it’s ridiculous.

The little white one on the left has to be the hardest muthafuckin dog ever.

M83 - Midnight City

I don’t know shit about plastics. But I am rewatching the show for the 3rd time.

Lol. Wow, I worded that terribly. Growing up, my mom butchered meals she cooked us. This included pork chops that were always overcooked. My wife is a badass cook. So she cooked pork chops and it turns out I like them.

I thought I hated pork chops my whole life until I met my wife.

“Oh right, cuz we’re trash.”

Seriously. The memes on the Fedi almost always make me laugh. They seem more youthful and in touch than previous thread based websites I used to frequent.

Dodge attack

You’re right, my dumbass overlooked that tidbit. They’re from Albany, but her remains were found in Millwood (west of Waycross). I wouldn’t say that’s really southeast.

You’d think the NY Times could look at a map and see Albany is in the southwest region of Georgia.

I don’t like this, I challenge you to a duel.

Semper Fidelis

That’s what makes it so goddamn funny.

Four hours, what are they speed running over there?

Yep, that’s standard procedure for Georgia.

And meth.

@CeruleanRuin We had no idea we were headed for our inevitable demise. I witnessed the Challenger explode when I was 4, one of my first memories. Red flag right out the gate.

Don’t go taking all the glory of living in a doomed world. Us 80’s babies are right there with you.

Damnit, I love Forgetting Sarah Marshall.