It sounds like you may have obsessive compulsive disorder. I would encourage you to seek out a therapist who utilizes exposure and response prevention (ERP) as a treatment.

SAME. Everything prints faster and worked well from day one.

Ah, that would be Fiat ☺

EXACTLY! Hubby has one of those, that function got old pretty quickly.

Came here for owl in a straitjacket and was not disappointed. Thank you for sharing this story!

Didn’t think about that! Will edit my reply.

Yes, my job has a fairly simple explanation. People who feel bad for whatever reason sit on my couch and I help them feel better.

Edit: I’m a therapist.