I never knew that I am chaotic neutral

Wait, we still generally prosecute crimes?

I can’t ride the Batman roller coaster anymore 😞

My torso is too long, my shoulders get pinched when lowering the restraints into position

I got banned from Six Flags once when I was a kid

I was on that ride that shoots straight up and hangs for a moment before dropping

I wanted to get a picture of the view at the top, but but when I pulled the disposable camera out of my pocket some change fell out and it nearly hit the crowd below

When getting off the ride the young guy running the ride rolled his eyes and gave me a speech he was clearly forced to memorize, banning me from the park.

I felt bad about what had happened, and I just walked away to find my parents.

He didn’t take my name or picture. No one ever came to escort me from the park, so I guess I was never actually banned.

Just made me think I was.

Cool, now do Ukraine

The porn industry is going to do the same to the GOP that they did to Betamax

That’s fine, we aren’t accepting new patients right now anyways

Go for a walk, be mindful of your surroundings

That’ll be $300

I am implying that losing a world war and subsequent occupation to English speaking nations has a residual lasting effect

Likewise had it gone the other way there would certainly be more Americans with German as a second language

Education isn’t particularly relevant in this situation

Even my tiny rural American school offered French, German, and Spanish

If they choose,. most choose to learn Spanish or French since those are the languages we are likely to encounter on either border. Very few Americans speak German because how infrequently we encounter anyone who does here.

Though, even more choose not to learn a foreign language at all

Certainly has nothing to do with anything that happened before 1946

Just good education

We have a loophole for maternity leave in America

If you’re rich you can have the rest of your life off

Rules only apply to the poors

Wonder ball

This is America

Two of them!

Not hypothetical as much as possible, near misses

• Up to end of Soviet Union '91

• US-North Korea-China

• NATO-Ukraine-Russia

• US-China-Taiwan (upcoming)

• US-Israel-Iran (upcoming)

Not hypothetical as much as very real possibilities

Definitely can’t leave out AIDS or drug epidemics, mass shootings, living under threat of terrorism

3 or more possible WW3’s

Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice

I don’t want to be a vegetable

Well, if I had legs like that…