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Cake day: July 1st, 2023

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  • Don’t let anyone fool you into thinking the US has much faster ERs or appointments.

    I drove someone to the ER last year with a massively swollen neck and was burning up. We didn’t see a doctor for at least four hours.

    We finally saw someone and they were like oh dear let’s see if there’s a room available.

    They found a room and did the MRI but the specific surgeon who could do the operation wasn’t available. They wanted to send my buddy on a goddamn ambulance to a hospital two hours away. He was so upset because all he could think about was how much the MRI was and how much the ambulance was going to cost. I tried to get him to let me drive him there but he just wouldn’t let me.

    Every single business is purposely running a goddamn skeleton crew from a Walgreens to a hospital




  • I think the full experience would be children running around with the dirtiest faces you’ve ever seen.

    Your uncle getting in trouble with the park ranger for feeding the seagulls again.

    One of your cousins brought their new girlfriend to the event and are for some reason fighting in the parking lot

    Your aunt brought her Rottweiler who barks and snaps at all the families passing by

    I grew up in Florida




  • Anyone into restoring cars probably has one or two cars that don’t run on their lot. Time goes by and those cars are rusting faster than they’re being fixed.

    I’m starting to get into making my own flies for fly fishing. It’s a ton of fun to buy like local feathers and shit but it does take up a lot of space and you’d be surprised at how expensive some of the materials can be