I know a great cosmetic surgeon who’s very kind and responsible. He chopped My willy off.

Oink

Damn I gotta subscribe to that comm, I want MULTIVERSE users to see it

I just don’t want to take My earbuds out. I’m listening to an audiobook.

Corporations steal from us all the time, we should take back. I’d love to live in a world where less jobs is a good thing for humanity, but we live in a world where it’s a bad thing. Fuck capitalism.

What would you say if your date said “I don’t think people should return carts, I think they should use them to block the road into the carpark to annoy the car drivers. But I don’t use a cart anymore, I bought myself a hand trolley I can take home with me on the bus.”

No, it’s best to leave your cart in the carpark where it blocks cars, to incentivise taking the bus.

Fucking princesses. I hate them. Bourgeois assholes. Any girl who wants to be a princess is being failed by the adults in her life.

Well I’m going to recommend all of Caelen Conrad’s videos on the ChatGPT murders.

https://youtu.be/hNBoULJkxoU

@ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world’s friend could be next

Thank you!

No, you’re supposed to congratulate Me on a successful gender affirming surgery

I would love to move to your town and cause another stir. You see, I have no genitals. So I’d like to go streaking and see what happens at the town hall next time.

Not if you’re Aboriginal. A bit of melanin makes a lot of difference

And then OpenAI ruined it all. They’d never give us an exam like that today

USB is actually really easy too. It’s only four wires.

I didn’t call it a cure. I called it a preventative.

I am Vi- Grail, goddess of madness and rebirth, and while My other exploits are quite extraordinary, the baldness preventative I have taken is quite common and well known to endocrinologists. Here’s a case study involving a similar drug, spironolactone: https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5367483/

I managed to prevent male pattern baldness with an amazing preventative called cyproterone.

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You donkey