Yea I’m just weird

Oh man, you should try my parisian flat then

• Signal
• Proton services (mail, calendar, cloud, VPN)
• Mastodon, Lemmy
• Firefox w/ uBlock Origin
• Proton Pass or Bitwarden

That’s what I’d love to do. Sadly, it’s quite complicated to stick to those only. And I’m also a bit worried about what’s up with Proton recently.

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in dishwasher

Absolutely, it’s a major event. We’re history, yay…?

I’m on my phone, you have no power here

You don’t really get insulted in every comments on Reddit though. Try 9gag

Did you just wake up from a 40 years long hangover ? Welcome mate

IQ 1000

I never really thought about the fact he’ll eventually retire. That is indeed a frightening thought.

Whoever drew those eyebrows also deserves jail time

Indeed

Thots and players

“Hey bruh, you sellin drugs or what? -Nah, just browsing Insta”

So, we’re talkin june 2029

Well of course. Now what ?

Oh it did.

I’d dare to say no different than any of those guys in charge

Blue checkmarks are everyone. It could be you, me, your dumb uncle or a dog. Of course they spread bullshit.