HE’LL YEAH BROTHER!!!11!!!
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Cake day: July 9th, 2023
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YOUR WELCOME GAM GAM.
I HAVE YOUR SCHNAPPS IN THE PASSENGER SEAT, DRIVING OVER NOW. I’M DRINKING ONE BOTTLE ON THE WAY AS “DELIVERY FEE”.
SEE YOU SOON!
I ran over a toddler and an unhoused gentleman trying to read that. Good thing my truck is lifted, so there’s no damage to the body. Your choices have consequences!
Like Gramma always said, “it’s not the drunk drivers that are the problem. It’s those fucking drunk crashers giving us a bad name!”
How else is one supposed to drive?
Holodomor. Katyn. Gulags. Literal alliance with the Nazis.
You disgust me, up on your high horse, clutching your pearls and discounting millions dead because theyre politically inconvenient for the economic system you glaze. You accuse other people of spitting while you piss with your Shapiro-like disingenuity. Gross.
Yes, they already said they’re talking about lemmy
33·21 days agoWell that’s nice! Time to read the comments that I predict will be nothing but whineing about it!
3·21 days agoHotels are a scam dreamt up by Big Jesus to sell more Bibles
2·22 days agoWhat a fantastic game. I played it for 20 hours straight when I first got it. Absolutely magnificent.
Yup yup yup yup, yup yup yup yup
4·26 days agoApfelwine. My father used to make it, and I got drunk on it once. Not blackout hammered, just drunk.
Never again.
The next day was me lying in bed, feeling like I got my ass kicked my a meth’d up horse. Every breath sent a railroad spike deeper into my frontal lobe. Fuck that, never again.
11·26 days agoWhat gets you permabanned for “spam” from the .ml meme comm:
OP being a magatwat aside, mods being unaccountable children is a problem.
Nor does the regime, sooooo…
I once drove 4 hours to an overnight party my ole roommate was having. Went, saw my college buds, enjoyed some diabolical drinking and board games. Drove 4 hours home in the morning through awful traffic.
At home, I instantly realized I had left my laptop at my friend’s. Contemplated jumping off the roof, drove 4 hours back to my buddy’s, had a beer whilst regretting my existence, and drove back.
You win!
I have it framed above my sink :)