Stew that blinds him for a day

How I got banned for “spam” on .ml:

If you have suggestions where differing opinions aren’t censored, I’m open to it! Sadly the Soviet approach to jokes is more common than not.

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Doesn’t do it for me; I grew up camping in the deep woods, told tales of wendigos and skinwalkers. I need the creepy-er!

I can’t tell if this woooshed, or slammed too hard into your forehead, so well said!

I do loathe authoritarians of all shapes, yet nobody crawls out of the woodwork to moan nearly so loudly as when I “own the tankies”, as you put it.

I ain’t religous, but there’s not much use in preaching to the choir!

When clowns stop defending and downplaying the USSR 30 years after the empire collapsed, I’ll stop joking about it!

Did you just assume they’re a bloodthirsty serial killer bathing their hats in blood based on appearance?

That’s faecism! You’re worse than my grandpa!

The map was clearly designed Euro-style in regards to boarders

I have a buddy gearing up to run a Vaesen campaign, the Dolden sound like the exact vibe he’s going for. Ah, this campaign is going to be fucked up :)

That was a slick joke, some people really can’t hang with the shitposts

Thanks for the tip, I’ve been looking to get myself a small desk TV for a while now, and I’d rather not have everything I’m watching tracked to the millisecond.

Back in college, I left a plastic water bottle full of vodka at my buddy’s place after a party, so he brought that bottle to campus in his gym bag to return it to me.

During his cardio session, he grabbed the bottle without thinking, started chugging, and then promptly ran to the toilets.

He was fucked up afterwards, but sure didnt have enough time to get alcohol in his system XD

Tarantino, I see you, you motherfucker you!

God I hope all the wolves stay there instead of weirding up my ComiCon in a very wrong, B.O.-heavy way

Oil companies when they can move less oil for more money:

Cat’s out there watching the music of the spheres made manifest, poor you and your ailing soul, seeing this and not feeling wonder :(