It’s not gay if it’s in a three way?

I remember thinking they probably just found actors who wanted to die anyway

I just clap on my doorstep like a true philanthropist

New Balance do wide fit, but they’re expensive to buy from their website and hard to find elsewhere. I usually keep an eye on Amazon and pick up a pair whenever they’re cheap

Obviously it’s stupid compared to metric but it’s no worse than the rest of imperial, it’s not all 12 based. There’s 16 or 20 oz in a pint depending on UK or US. 8 pints in a gallon. 3 yards in a foot. It’s all stupid.

What’s wrong with stone?

Hey I said most

And most people don’t wanna watch

Yeah it’s definitely due to phones, I was only joking about millenials. Seems like something the news would say.

A stranger asked me for the time a few weeks ago and I realised it was the first time in 10+ years. It just doesn’t happen anymore. Another thing ruined by millennials

Perhap’s

If crabs came from animals, why are there still animals?

Nature: “Give it time.”

Nobody says rent free anymore

I get it a lot, I’m guessing from randomly trying usernames

I’m German (via my great-great-great-grandmother) so things like that don’t bother me

You’ll face some stiff competition

Pay for your own food you bum

How is it still expected for men to pay in this day and age. When I’m on a date I’m looking for an equal partner, not a dependent.

Yep. Speaking of which, I haven’t heard anything from Notch in a while. That’s nice.

The best selling game of all time was made by a colossal tosspot, maybe he’ll have some luck.