Eclipse as in the IDE? This is some good unhinged conspiracy post, please explain more

I hated that he turned down the remote at the end. I get that it’s the message of the film, don’t fast-forward your life etc, but it had so many other cool features!

Take the remote, disable the FF button, enjoy being a time lord!

Oh yeah I definitely wouldn’t recommend doing this unless you’re comfortable with all your colleagues!

Exactly, it’s my own version of teaching cyber security!

I recently set somebody’s homepage to meatspin.com and they snitched on me to the boss because they were worried they’d get pulled up for visiting NSFW websites. The boss just said “Why was your PC unlocked?”

If a coworker leaves their pc unlocked near me I like to click the phishing emails so they have to do the course. Tee hee!

Don’t start

I was hoping to read a collection of people’s group chat incidents. This sucks.

You’re confusing Watts (power) with Watt-hours (energy). A Watt is a Joule per second. A Watt-hour is the amount of energy you’d use if you used 1 Watt for an hour i.e. 3600 Joules.

Microwaves use around 1000 watts. If you ran a microwave for an hour, it would use 1000 Watt-hours (aka 1 kilowatt-hour (kWh))

I went on a bit of a dive trying to find this out. Listening to Lemmy you’d believe a single text query burns 1,000 trees.

The “microwave for an hour” line comes from this article. It attributes it to Sasha Luccioni/Code Carbon, which monitored the power usage of a computer while it created a video with “CogVideoX” (not Sora).

So OP isn’t exactly right but unfortunately we don’t have much better to go off. I’m inclined to believe Sora would be much better than that. A surprising amount of news articles all eventually lead back to Sasha Luccioni.

Recently had an issue where I deployed something with Docker but it wasn’t working properly for a few people in the business. It turned out to be the people who installed Docker with Snap. The main reason to use Docker is so that it works the same across different OSs and setups, but Snap managed to come along and ruin that.

In song format

https://youtube.com/shorts/5DtPkr8yJ00

I applied for them once. Went through multiple rounds of bullshit, to just be turned down without giving me a reason or any feedback. One of the rounds was answering a list of inane questions such as “what would your highschool friends say about you?”. Never again.

Hooray, you have better security than Apple, who won’t let me use my own email because some idiot in Australia used it first.

Hi it’s still broken on my machine. I’ve tried turning it off and on again

But make sure you get yourself into a nighttime pissing habit first, for the lolz

Maybe, but it’s just not the same if you can plug your keyboard back in and fix it. CURSE YOU USB

I believe everybody should get a downvoted comment every now and then. Have a real opinion, people!

(I mean things like enjoying Nickelback or hating dogs. No bigotry)

I loved the PCs that had Ctrl + up as a shortcut to flip the monitor orientation. I think it was a Dell thing?

My favourite prank was to flip the screen upside down then unplug the keyboard. Good luck saving your work fuck face

I’m married and happy and we’ve played Stardew Valley together. Sometimes I leave the house and it’s possible my wife plays stardew while I’m not right next to her. Doesn’t mean I’m broken and lonely. Jesus fucking Christ.