This guy screws

Seizing the means of reproduction?

I’d watch it. And yes, the blood must flow like a river.

More like 100k. Maybe he’ll get the next watch with a moon phase complication… 🐺

This is incorrect. Hitler didn’t even meet Goebbels before 1925, people assumed he dictated to Rudolf Heß. It could also be that he wrote it himself on a typewriter.

Phantom pain would like a word

Dear PayPal I herewith retract my consent of you to share my data with your friends.

This should do it.

/s

Oppenheimer’s phaser

Steamed you say?

I don’t need no council to know that I’m worthy! However, can anybody drop me their email

Passenger

Causation or correlation?

Interesting. Sounds like a very populist agenda.

Succinct

Me cum

Egypt is a country in the Arab world.

What country are you talking about? I think it really depends on

n.r.p.s.v.p.

I just wanna throw in French‘s s.v.p. for s’il vous plait, “please“, and German’s valediction MfG for Mit freundlichen Grüßen, “with best regards/wishes/greetings”.

The latter is disappearing again I think. It was actually meant as a parody in a very popular 1999 song about German acronymization madness by the rap group Die Fantastischen 4. Somehow people then thought it was okay to use it in adult correspondence.