Thanks Mr Ms Mr Garrison!

“Think how stupid your average American person is, and then realize half the population is dumber than that.”

What, rainwater bathed in full moon light not doing it anymore? Have you tried an infusion of mugwort, eye of newt, and the cry of a black cat at a crossroads? It’s sovereign for skin conditions, and makes a great salad dressing.

On the contrary, Obama was an intelligent, well-spoken black (shudder) person that wore tan once. It’s obviously his fault.

I was about to correct you and tell you the Evil Council was French, but that’s Kung Pow, not Kung Furry, and I’m a dumb.

I LIKE PUGS BUT PREFER BEAGLES!

NO, HE SAID HE HAS EARPLUGS!

I’m super proud of myself for guessing that before actually reading the post. Scored 100% on my guess, but sadly missed the sausage. If i wasn’t about to eat, I’d want some! Haven’t had a goose egg since i was about 12 or so.

Am i blind? I don’t see “innocent” anywhere…

Freedom powder.

That’s not really an authentic American meal unless you deep fry it in HFCS.

Rookie numbers

I am honestly impressed at Trump’s unending ability to find new and impressive ways to inform the entire world of just how much of a tiny little bitch he is, day after day.

We interrupt this broadcast for an important message

“Fear not, dear consumer! The person responsible for allowing a black lady dei hire into the photo shoot has been sacked. We wouldn’t wanna allow any black people into the hallowed Space Force. That’s just silly. We now return you to OW! My balls!!!, already in progress.”

The number of voters is irrelevant. Trump will win all “elections” going forward with 103% of the vote.

And then it’ll be “Thanks Obama!” or the ever popular “Let’s go Brandon!”

E: ducking autocorrupt

Behold, the Turtle! of enormous GIRTH!

Upon his shell, he holds the EARTH!

Time to tear down the Democratic party.

That was 2016, but better late than never.

It’s fer me ma!

He should be fired drawn and quartered on live national television for crimes against humanity and the Republic.

Ftfy