I’m surprised it got the first bullet point wrong, considering how spot in the second one is

Who are you calling an amateur, buddy? I can argue you under the table!

Don’t ruin your own experience because someone else is enjoying it differently than you like to

Man, any narrative that avoids talking about gun control

Please, be reasonable:

return post.Contains("Twitter") || post.Contains("elon") ?  "loser" : "cool"; 

I got it eventually. I tend to put my nose right up to the screen to uncross my eyes enough, and slowly pull it away until it comes into focus, but the right one is harder because it’s supposed to be closer, and therefore bigger.

Cross eye is easier for me, but these are never cross eyed.

I’m having a really hard time making out the one on the right, but the one on the left definitely is.

Either this is implying that Linux users are hiding who they are to fit in, and Windows users are comfortable in their own skin, or this is just transphobic as fuck.

If it’s the former, this may be the wrong sub for you. If it’s the latter, this may be the wrong world for you.

But it would make the rich richer, which makes it a good bet. I think the only thing that would stop private companies being allowed to develop beachfront property in the strip is if it were to turn out to be less profitable.

But that’s true of all governments that aren’t really looking out for their people.

Oh, that sounds serious, what’s Ligma?

Good luck with that, granddragon88

That’s a cool narrative you made up. You actually aren’t required to have your birth year in your username on most sites.

As someone who shares your birth year, I think you gotta accept that the HH meaning is enough of a stain to avoid putting it in your usernames

The headline doesn’t say that

I know this is what-about-ism but I really wish we cared half as much about Meta having already destabilized the last two presidential elections.

I don’t think I’ve hated reading something I so emphatically agreed with before

You don’t know what to do with the three seashells?

Froot*

Cero!

So, no. You’re just looking for someone to hear you scream. Cool.