GalacticSushi

I like the edit where it shows him in a fifth panel saying “she said ‘he’, I passed!”

And give me scoliosis until I comatosis and that’s my commandment you ain’t gotta ask Moses

People always think stuff is just fairy tales and sing along songs until they’re hit with it.

The current anti-vax movement would not have flourished in a generation that lived through widespread polio and measles.

why did I go along with this?

Because you have to pay back all the tuition money you got from ROTC if you don’t hold up your end of the bargain.

“Congratulations on your new baby! We wanted to inform you that there’s currently a $213,950 balance on their student loans due from their previous life. We’ve transferred the debt to their name and their credit is already in the toilet.”

The next democratic presidential candidate needs to promise to revive DOGE specifically to cancel every single contract the government has with this tumor of a person.

Tesla’s stock price is currently so far beyond anything that makes any sense from a logical or economic standpoint. The stock market operates primarily on vibes and FOMO, unfortunately.

No, that deal only goes into effect if the Tesla stock price goes above a certain unrealistic value (more unrealistic than its current nonsensical valuation). He’s still a centibillionaire, but hopefully soon he’ll be merged with the other centibillionaires into a human centipede situation.

TempleOS?

If this is the case, my recommendation is to power the server off fully and unplug it before having a priest use holy water to exorcise whatever daemon is causing the problem

This makes zero sense.

Jesus is estimated to have been born between 6 BCE to 4 BCE and estimated to have died in either 30 CE or 33 CE.

So the first Good Friday would have been in 30 CE or 33 CE.

The last Holy Thursday BCE technically doesn’t exist because it wouldn’t be a thing until at least 30 years later.

Moreover, the last Thursday BCE would be in December of 1 BCE when Jesus was a child because the switch from BCE to CE happened when the year switched.

It’s almost like none of this is actually all that well thought out and he’s just running his mouth.

You mean essential oils?

If a child uses your computer, you are required by § 1798.501(a)(1) to provide “an accessible interface at account setup” that collects their age. The adduser command does not ask for your age. We recommend not thinking about this.

Based

Maybe liberation office, or just LibreOffice for short.

Claims to be pro life

Valve is also a privately owned company. They don’t need to make more money this quarter vs last quarter to keep shareholders happy, they can just be happy that they’re making a lot of money. That requirement to always become more profitable than before leads companies to enshitify products with anti-consumer “features” and cut costs (ie layoffs).

Keep in mind, Nixon had a 24% approval before resigning, this was before Fox news was even created to run propaganda for conservatives. Even without fox, roughly a quarter of the country will just never change their mind.

It’s the old “media shows you an objectively attractive character then attempts to gaslight you into thinking they’re some kind of rotten gremlinesque undesirable” trope.