I can’t be the only one itching to know what kind of degen shit it was, can I?

And the last one isn’t even full size. Is there nothing shrinkflation won’t take from us?

Always has been.

Poor guy’s so broke that he ran out of money for color.

As long as the manner of death is quick enough and relatively painless, I don’t have to even give it a second thought.

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He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins

Wood.

That one’s not really pasta, it’s rogersimon10:

https://cheezburger.com/7801861/19-times-the-dark-humored-jumper-cables-guy-trolled-reddit

Big if true

But (taken literally by my autistic ass) it’s one we already know the answer to because we’re the ones who defined all the units in the first place. A gram is a unit of mass, not weight, which is why its value is the same regardless of the value of g. That’s also why it’s always measured with a balance rather than a scale. It’s based on the Planck constant – which is, well, constant.

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I’m disappointed that you remembered to use quotes in your edit.

My comment is still visible?!‽

Oh God oh shit oh fuck

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Nut juice.

Edit: 🍆💦

B-52 at home

For anyone who wants to support the author and doesn’t mind giving Google their cut, I just noticed it’s $2.99 right now on Play Books after promotional discounts. All 500+ pages. I bought it just now with Opinion Rewards credit that I earned by feeding Google junk data.

Free will as an adult: