No sane person wants to move to the Untied States now

Good, we shouldn’t be depending on the Untied States for anything

He didn’t even really write that book, the other author did almost all the work

Are the judges of the highest court in America actually high?

Isn’t Trump’s house in Florida?

Trump just wants to get rid of anything good in America. Keeping people safe is “woke”

Wasn’t it less than a year ago Republicans were saying they were okay with immigration, they just want people to go through the legal process

I once forgot to turn off a stove burner and burned a hole in an oven mitt

They need their heads examined

Put him in a bigger peach this time so he can’t get out

Lex Luthor

When is Trump gonna be charged with hate crimes?

I don’t think he understood much about biology

A dumb highschool classmate of mine had a theory that each race of humans is descended from a different kind of ape. He thought he woukd make a lot of money off that theory. The teacher told him he would get lots of money from nazis.

Cheaper than eggs

Mangione for congress

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Another reason to ditch teslas

Just point the death star at uncooperative states

I want condo cheese