Fucking never, the texture grosses me out

That was supposed to be the joke of the question, but I don’t think it landed lol. It’s just so absurd, on the one hand you’ve got Iron Mike, one of the best to ever do it, and the other you’ve got well Jake Paul.

Watched the trailer for civil war recently, and that has me interested without giving very much away

Beau is a gem, his human bean video lifted me out of a bit of a dark age in my life and got me running again

Make people feel safer… right.

Self check outs basically transferred the labour from an employee supplied by the grocer to the consumer, resulting in lower employment costs for the grocer and greater time and effort expenditure for the consumer.

The deliberate programming choices of the self check outs at loblaws are especially annoying :do you want to donate to charity on our behalf? Accidentally scan an item twice? Gotta wait for someone to come cancel it for you. It takes like 5 clicks to get to paying these fuckers.

Then they want to surveill everyone on the way out like they don’t trust you, after they transferred all the labour to you?

Ya fuck that, no wonder people get pissed. Like seriously fuck off. And on top of all that you get absolutely gouged.

Went from shopping there weekly to never stepping foot in that god awful store, spend your money elsewhere.

And in the case of 2024 year old baby Jesus, the Holy Spirit is… NOT the Father!

Sounds like a text book case of remembering. There’s a great tragically hip line that goes “it would seem to me, I remember every single fucking thing I know!”

Sweet, just backing up the family photos then?

What are you putting in them?

So much optimism about the internet, what a trip

Save me!

This meme format is fantastic

Lmao, solid write up!

Also tf kind of headline is this? Why does it refer to the subject by their age and not their name or role?

Ya, they’re wonderful, can’t wait for them to bloom ☺️

Dangit Kanye!

I’ve got daffodils popping up, and about 40 tulips I planted last fall

Cool! May I ask, what was the vibe like back then?

Right, I guess that’s another approach, locking certain features behind a paywall. I guess that’s less egregious than the other two options provided that users can still get a wholesome experience from a free tier.

Genuine question, no snark: what do you think a company like discord should do for revenue? I agree that ads suck, and selling of personal data is gross, but are there good examples out there of orgs generating revenue in an agreeable way that doesn’t violate their customers while maintaining or surpassing their expenses?