Salt. What are the chances that my 2.5 billion year old salt will actually go bad in a few months?

The Middle by Jimmy Eat World

Animal Bar by Red Hot Chili Peppers

Not immediately throwing my clothes in a wash and showering when I got home like usual. That small mistake resulted in a months long battle with bedbugs. Never again.

I regret nothing

Second smallest domino - 2008 Subprime Mortgage Collapse

Some middle domino - “But it’s Nic Cage November. We have to watch a Nic Cage movie. We can watch City of Angels. It has that song you like.”

Second biggest domino - COVID-19 Pandemic

Little domino - “Yeah I can totally play Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls.”

Big domino - “Our second child is finally asleep, but I think they pooped.”

Tag yourself.

I’m a taffy fault. The plates moving away from one another are my childhood. The thinning section is a slinky.

Getting someone a book they didn’t ask for but they end up loving is such a good feeling.

After the murder of Michael Brown, body cams were lauded by centrists as a way to prevent police from unlawfully killing people. And there’s never been a single police shoo- oh wait

Lol this guy thinks a socialist society should have a middle class. Realistically they’re a goddamn moron.

Don’t get me wrong; I like the idea, but this is AI generated art trying to pass itself off as human-made.

Even if the artist used AI to assist with the work, it’s pretty sloppy. Look at the teeth, the angle of the background rockets, the weird spaceship on the lapel. At least make it look good if you’re using AI.

Edit: fucking Yogscast ass font

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The Commonwealth Saga (Pandora’s Star and Judas Unchained) by Peter F. Hamilton would make a great serialized TV drama.

We did it folks. The system succeeded in ensuring justice for this man. It only cost him his entire adult life.

Remember when William Shatner was nearly moved to tears by the beauty of the world after his experience on Bezos’s rocket? And then Bezos talked about moving production into space.