Ted Cruz is the seventh dildo

Stop breaking the law, asshole!

I tried a Delta 8 gummy once, very pleasant mild high. I also tried a Delta 9 gummy and that stuff is crazy and not enjoyable.

He’s just a terrific healer. Like a more orange Wolverine.

I wonder what kind of growth regular football is at? Funny that it’s the most popular sport in the US by far but I know very few kids that play it. Flag football coming in at 25 is also surprising based on how much that’s being pushed in the last 5 years.

Oh Terry… What have you become?

Chernobyl was made into a TV show while this book appears to be just a book.

Good or bad, no one is going to beat Trump except Biden. I’ll take the last 4 years we’ve had, where he’s had times that he seems out if it, but the country is doing a lot better and doesn’t seem like we are at each other’s throats. If he dies the day before election, I’ll vote for his corpse.

More than half of us have had enough. I’m not sure what’s wrong about the others…

I declare an official act of presidency!

I’d estimate it’s between 3-10 bananas, depending on the size of the bananas.

If I’m not mistaken, Biden could add seats if he wanted to, so could any president. I think no one wants to do it because then the other party would add more as well.

Dude, the corporations pinky sweared that they totally did it. What more could you ask for?

It shouldn’t be on the hot dog but IN the hot dog. Ketchup stuffed hot dogs.

It takes a big man to admit his mistakes and I am that big man.

It does seem old testament…

Typo in the headline

Bible 2: Hebrew Boogaloo

She was already a billionaire. Just not a hundred billionaire.

Except for grilled cheese