Here you go then

“Oi, this startup’s about to turn an $800 kids’ robot into a bloody paperweight, but they’re havin’ a crack at open-sourcing it before it carks it.”

I want a garage in my pipe organ.

We keep them on our balconies so we can sit and watch the snow.

If they did ignore it, by spring there would be less homelessness.

“Furthermore and completely unrelated, the employee who called for the investigation has retired, effective immediately”

It’s not even all usage, it’s all the other fees they slap on to make more profit.

Sign points to the turnoff to Rovaniemi.

Personally, I define an expat as someone living in another country and not learning the language/customs.

They will never be accepted as a local because of this.

Don’t forget to bring your Christmas wish list for Santa in Rovaniemi then.

Smart workers then get contracts that specify anything over two hours a week is overtime.

I know someone working there. I was in a few group calls he organised using teams where I used an anonymous login. Then Microsoft forced you to make an account to use it, so I declined after that.

Skype used to be peer to peer. Your call went from you to your friend (whomever). Microsoft decided that they couldn’t mitm that setup to scrape data; so, soon after they acquired Skype, they made all calls go through their servers.

Then they tried to make Skype make more money, since those servers aren’t free. Then they made teams and copied half the code into that, and cludged the rest to make it hold together.

I’m guessing you haven’t tried to do it. I can spend twenty minutes trying to read something my father-in-law needs help with over video chat. From his “and how do I turn the back camera on?”, to my “no back a bit and left. The other left”, and the classic “you turned off your video, let me call you back” because it’s faster than guiding him on how to turn it on while he swears that he didn’t press anything.

He could postpone the election if America is at war.

“We have always been at war with Eastasia”

Just like my local dive…

Companies are made up of people. Companies save money by firing the most expensive people, the most experienced. The ones left have a lot less experience.

Everyone I know has their contacts backed up to google or apple. Enter your account and password into your new phone and your contacts are there. Zero benefit.

Just to b sure, I’m going to set mine at 200%, to be double sure.

$1000? That’s a lazy afternoon for bitcoin…

I’m interested in parts of the trip. Mainly the foods and food markets. What they ate where. If they want to tell me about the views or the guy at that shop who said something, I’ll feign interest.

Anyone who has been on a “cruise holiday” eats on the ship, and the food may be good but it isn’t exciting or too exotic. I want to know how you ate a sausage and found out later it was an earthworm but it was really nice because they grilled it with lime and stuff and you couldn’t tell.