That’s just what I’d expect an evil chicken to say.

[Muse performs “The 2nd Law:Unsustainable” in the background]

Isn’t it enough that we have Fight Fight Fight?!?

My +3 poop knife

This better not awaken anything in me…

Code???

Asahi Linux. Fedora has a distro based off of it

Started studying marine biology

How were you able to dissect one?!?

*in unison* Hi Bruce

Wrong amulet. Sucks to be you.

I mean, she’s gotta be board all day!

College?? The babies yearn for the mines!!

Or maybe Gargamel is God and the Smurfs are “fallen angels”. Papa Smurf is the Devil! Gargamel is trying to round up demons

How the hell do they even hold the gun to hunt!?!

Don’t you tell me how to virtue signal

I mean, what are the SCP recommendations??

Hey! Necrophiliacs need love, too!

My God! It’s full of heisenbugs!

“They’re eating the dogs! They’re eating the cats! They’re eating the tumbleweeds!”

That’s just, like, your opinion, man.