But what about the dog?

I was sitting here, having a sip of soup, and when I looked up at my screen, the first thing I saw:

… racist Jake Lang was abruptly aborted …

I would add that this “exploration” doesn’t need to be (and often is not) explicit.

This joke would work better if the two sounded more similar (there’s a very obvious pause between the two words versus no pause before the ‘d’ in ‘Swedish’).

But I appear to be in the minority!

I sincerely worry for him if the current trend continues long. Hopefully he would leave before then if it were looking that way.

Or if they are already weak from for example, malnutrition or illness.

At his age, that is not necessarily the case.

That last one is adorable. I want to smush its forehead.

That is sweet.

Wait, a retail place let you get that many hours per week?

I would like to second the point that it can be, at the very least, socially dangerous not to like football. There are definitely times and places where being open about not liking it can be physically dangerous as well.

Anyway, it’s only recently become common(? is it?) knowledge that football causes serious brain injury.

This is pure evil.

An act of such scale and inhumanity should unite others to take out the perpetrator with great haste, while sending in all available resources to stabilize the situation.

Should.

At issue is about $22,000 in state funding. Since the showdown began, the library has raised more than $100,000 in community donations.

That’s how you do it!

Ah, simpler times.

Whoever told them that was almost certainly an elementary school teacher who didn’t know any better.

Next time you hear it, you should respond with something like, “Hell yeah, respect to the First Nations.”

That’s true of many peas as well!

May I introduce you to avocados?

You can even vary it up and add an occasional mango or coconut.

Full fat Greek yogurt is also healthy.

Fruit, sardines, kimchi, pickles, cucumbers, bell peppers, dark chocolate…

Lots of veggies make tasty snacks if you chop them small, toss with olive oil, salt, and garlic powder, and roast them. Not as easy as grabbing a bag from a cabinet but still super easy. Does take some time, though.

Similarly, lots of leafy greens can be cooked up quickly and easily as a snack.

Marinated soft or medium boiled eggs, such as Korean mayak eggs, Chinese tea eggs, or Japanese ajitsuki tamago (ajitama).

Down that vein, deviled eggs.