Y’all seen the new Bears Who Love Shitting commercial where they tell you to inspect your kid’s asshole for traces of inferior toilet paper?

Interesting. I was thinking of having iMessage/Messages, but I forgot most of the world uses Whatsapp to text, anyway, so that function does exist.

As far as calls go, I’m surprised by how unappealing the idea was to me. The amount of spam calls I get would probably kill my relationship with computers, honestly. For normal calls, I’d definitely want a headset of some kind rather than built-in mic and speakers, though I suppose a purpose-built laptop would include better audio equipment.

Honestly, I was around for that, so I’m a bit shocked by all the people saying current smartphones are already too big.

How would you feel about a laptop with call and text capability out of the box?

Sarah Winchester wasn’t haunted by anything but this joke.

Oh, no, I mean full shoebox volume. Like 20lbs of battery with a phone glued to the smallest side.

“Alright, we can kill it. Do we want to roll back the save or start over?”

“What would you do if you saw me naked in your kitchen?”

“Call the cops.”

Reminds me of the Family Guy bit:

“I’m a Seventh Day Adventist! We believe all the same things you do, but the sabbath is Saturday!”

“WHAT?!”

I think Pandora still has a free tier.

Oh, shit, I do have a lifetime pass and hadn’t heard of Plexamp. Thanks.

Hang on, we don’t know that it’s an enemy.

Megaman Zero, so I’m awesome, but fucked.

Yeah, when I saw “I don’t even know what Southern Strategy means” I knew you were in for a ride.

You’re going to need this.

https://lemmy.world/post/50674148

This is a genuine question. I’ve considered myself pro-train, but I’ve apparently never realized how vulnerable rails are, given the derailments in the UK due to heat. Is a large rail network even possible in the US? Would tornado season kill it in the midwest? Would the huge daily temperature changes in the southwest cause derailments?

For the same reason they crowdfunded The Hole.

And you are correct to do so.

SpaceX price is going up on this news.

You are correct.