Disgusting couple

The UK: “No thank you, we’re all set”

Putin it in reverse

If guano smells amazing, then YES!

Exactly

Since when did the “Justice” Department start giving a shit about anything?

”Are we the baddies…?”

—NetanYayhoo

”We are all domestic terrorists…”

-CPAC (Republicans) 2022

Roe vs. Wade: “It’s $ettled law…”

“Hurr Durr”, replied Trump

Wharton shakes it head in shame.

She doesn’t look a day over 70

“Hey, I’m gonna give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! 1, 2, 10!”

Now even RFK Jr. is scarfing down McDonald’s, seed oil be damned.

Hypocrisy is the point! It’s “Fuck you, plebeians, now do what I say.”

Quid pro Bezos

<gluk, gluk, gluk, gluk, chortle, slurp>, said Tim

He won 49.8% of the popular vote.

That is hair over half the votes. Which is my point— dividing the country right in half, not uniting it.

…of an arid, sun-baked, sun-cracked, dirty, wheezing, wrinkled up, puckered out, worn down, slunk-meat, distended, coughing out little puffs of dust, cunt— with hair plugs.

<slurp chortle chortle slurp slurp>, said Bezos.

<gluk gluk gluk gluk gluk>, added Pichai.

I reserve your definition for vagina or pussy.

Elon is the coarse derogatory dried up sandy rocky Tanami desert Aussie version…

Gross.

I love (hate actually) how his supporters always default into chanting, “USA… USA… USA…” while in reality they are for dividing the states, not uniting them.

It’s just a braindead idiocracy chant without meaning at this point.