They want every place to be like Russia. It’s always been their main contention that democracy is just a sham and basically everyone is a fascist. This is one of the main reasons for invading Ukraine because he couldn’t tolerate a democratic nation as his neighbour. It’ll give the plebes ideas, you know.

Gaslight Obstruct Project - as per standard procedure.

One of those headlines where I always think “is this The One?”

There you have your explanation. “Sceptical” channels will just question everything without providing real evidence. The Captain always backs up his claims.

He’s been in quite a few videos without face paint. People get hung up on the weirdest things.

Safety regulations are written in blood. But that doesn’t mean there have to be multiple agencies constantly fighting turf wars over who gets to regulate what.

Being self aware enough to think that probably means you’re not all that bad.

He always finds new depths to sink to

That’s a pretty arbitrary figure. Neither is that thing available on any sort of free market, nor does anybody have any idea how much it would cost to replace.

The article says nothing whatsoever about this topic.

But even rich children get rare cancers for which there is no treatment yet. Maybe someone should explain that to Mr. Poopypants.

That amount sounds like total bullshit. Diamonds can be manufactured and once that is done at scale, it won’t be all that expensive. Even at $10000 a ton, five million tonnes would cost just 50 billion.

Human ashes are mostly carbon, so yes, of course. We’ll run out of billionaires pretty quickly, though.

Victim was rich. That’s all the justification it takes.

This feels like you lack basic understanding of ecological concepts.

I once got too close to a nest of Asian hornets. Best high I’ve ever had. Not recommended, though.

One family size pizza margarita to Ms. Wu.

Luckily I’ll be retired by then.

It’s actually a lump of lava with a thin crust. Any time the crust breaks we have a very bad time.

I’d chalk this up to the kind of “creative accounting” they do in the movie industry. But that’s just a guess, I don’t have any knowledge on the matter.