Yeah, that’s pretty much a no-brainer.

Oh the humanity!

Try reading it again.

Uh… about that…

Both are entirely incapable of love so, no.

You can call Linus a lot of things but “stylish” is a bit of a stretch.

If you believe evolution is real, you’ll obviously never go to heaven, so you’ll never find out.

I once queued up outside the local Aldi for a PC. Those were the days when they had decent machines at hard to beat prices. There were quite a few people before me when I got there about an hour before the store opened. Luckily, I got my PC because they had plenty of stock. It was a pretty decent machine too. This must have been in the early 2000s. Pretty unspectacular, overall.

It does. But not enough to change my sheets anywhere near often enough.

Chances are, you’re not subversive enough to rate an FBI man.

This is basically what we living in developed countries are all doing every day.

And is it going to happen? Of course not.

Performance differences between distros tend to be negligible. Unless you have a specific use case and a distro specifically tuned for that, you will hardly notice any difference.

Until the next storm.

But would you buy one?

At this point, I’ll just close the tab rather than bothering to deal with this bullshit.

Managers don’t like people working from home because they enjoy lording over their subordinates, which is more difficult when they’re not physically present.

Well, you’d be outside of the radius of immediate destruction, so totally no problem. Those were pretty crazy times.

Flavour package is subscription only.

It says “your mom can’t read hieroglyphs”.