Who cares dogs are stupid anyway.

What are the other options? You freaks obviously want to dictate how normal every day people go about their lives. I thought you’d get an erection over the idea.

Wow that’s really sad, I hope you can get the help that you clearly need.

I’ve got an idea, how about we do like Covid lockdowns but like permanently and no one’s allowed to do anything. That’ll solve it.

My wife asked me why I think the internet is shit and I sent her this.