Yeah no way these space tubes will eventually be used as an object to throw at Jaburo.

This isn’t new!

that dog is fat as fuck

that’s a solid lion tamer

what a bunch of cunts

No one wants them to keep milking their cash cow.

Racing stripes on a truck…hmmm.

It’s not unpopular, it’s just kinda dumb .

Endymion by Dan Simmons. Part of the Hyperion Cantos.

Everytime you eat a steak, a hippie’s hacky sack falls in the gutter.

-Patton Oswalt