You gotta pump those numbers up!

41% of people they asked! Who knows what criteria they used to get their sample set, so the number may even be higher.

Look at this guy over here planning on having descendants.

You could try taking tips from this video. Sound bleeds both ways so if you block out noise coming in it will help with noise going out.

https://youtu.be/h_oIgdWjqmE

Facebook? This person isn’t aware of poopmaps!

Okay, why are these even a thing?

Love the joke, hope it stays a joke.

Newborn family leave needs to be protected federally.

FTFY, why shouldn’t we try to have both parents around while we’re at it.

That all costs money though …

Money they earned when they said it will be around in the future, so fuck-em.

I hear a lot of talk about boomers pulling up the ladder behind them. This is also lighting fire to the ground below

Nope

…and? It’s not any worse than using any meme template.

For the people in the article complaining:

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Don’t invest in meme coins.

What do we say

Not today DEA

Good man servants are just so hard to find after the great rending.

It’s a good thing teeth aren’t part of the human body!

Fuck religious zealots that push their beliefs onto others

FTFY

It’s 2024 how do I get rid of Mr. Mime in my peripheral vision when I’m not wearing glasses?

Even us DSM locals chuckle about it

I wish we still had this sort of thing in general (a non-corporate 3rd place that holds events).