Its just a photoshop of the serious cat meme, no cats were harmed in the making of this meme… probably

You uh… may have accidentally just called him a fool. Gesture would be correct

Every time I see a dremel, I wonder… what if?

Just wear a sweater bro

I work as an electrician on a construction site, and one of the greatest perks of the job is that you leave it there. It’s not like you can work from home in the first place, and we don’t really have shifts. Everybody comes in at the same time and leaves at the same time, so you don’t have to bother with covering extra shifts.

That isn’t to say it’s a dream job of course, the perks are great, but the work itself will probably bite me in the ass later with health issues…

Big government doesn’t want you to know this, but we have a 0.69420 cent coin as well

Well damn, terribly sorry, I’ve been a real fucking ass hat towards you all, allow me to apologize like the bastard I am

Thank god I can’t see that that says bullshit… oh wait

He was not lost, despite best attempts

Priorities right there

Can’t even use a photo of your countertop, there’s living things there!

The texture of popsicle sticks makes me want to go to a factory that produces them, and throw 100 popsicle sticks into the machinery

He tried to set it for 30 minutes and instead set it for 30 minutes. Sounds like he got exactly what he wanted, metal soup

It’s a laxative from what I can see. What they meant by it I’m not sure, but their selling line is “no taste, no grit, no gas” so I think they were just saying you have no taste?

S because all of my games are on the S drive. Checkmate!

I live here! There aren’t many residential areas within half a mile of the site, the “downtown” area of Cleves is about a mile away, so the biggest damage to me personally is just that the grocery store is closed… hopefully it stays that minor, and goodluck to those who did have to evacuate

Edit: as of at least 6:30 PM, the roads are opened back up and evac order lifted. Just drove through there, still trucks and workers all around it, but seems to be wrapping up without too much incident that I’ve heard of anyways

Why

Nice

Now this is some masterful storytelling, fantastic read, and thank you for sharing

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