Looks like they’re about to be hit by an immersion blender.

If only they weren’t into avocado toast and coffee, this wouldn’t be a problem. /s

Never knew I had so much in common with the narwhal.

Death, taxes, and sexual assault charges for Watson.

It was foretold.

What? Are you too good for some authentic Italian paste-a?

Reckon!

Out the frying pan and into the fire.

Despite the fantastically thorough case made by South Africa, I don’t have much hope for this ruling. Israel has friends in high places and has already been given carte blanche to do to the Palestinians as they wish.

Deliberately targeting schools, universities, hospitals, refugee camps, etc (vital infrastructure) is not self-defense.

Completely backed, and fully supported by the US government and our tax dollars.

Well, not that shocked.

There is no Hamas in the West Bank. This is murder of innocent children by an oppressive occupier. It has been happening for decades without any international action.

I don’t know, that doesn’t seem like much of a war. Seems like one side is clearing out the other.

This is hardly a war. It’s extermination.

Anyone who never got a chance to use Google Now back in the day really missed out! One of Google’s most useful products to date. It would provide you with the most useful/timely information before you even knew you needed it. Word is, it was so useful that people stopped needing to actively use Google’s services to get the info they needed so they scrapped it. Bastards.

They’re called isolinear chips.

Exactly! Release the hostages, and surrender Hamas (or anyone we so choose to claim is Hamas), and we’ll allow what’s left of you to return to your open air prison. Oh, by the way, we’ve armed the Zionist, but they’re not acting on our account. Totally independent.

I can’t wait to hear his take on this arrest on his next album release, which was written back in '94.