As they should be. This administration is trying to bully them into being the 51st state for absolutely no reason. So dumb and unnecessary!

Antitrust probe into a company whose products have been banned and shamelessly copied in every way possible is just so funny at this point that it is like ???

Exactly. Once a stock hits a certain price swings one way or another do have big impact on market cap right now. But context and history are important in the grand scheme

A very interesting explanation. Totally enjoy the physics aspect! Maybe that can ne the radiation power??

What exactly are divine powers? Are you basically the blue dude from Watchmen?

Yup. Same!

I guess it depends who you ask. World war Z suggests they just walk on the ocean floor aimlessly. Does that count?

Seriously an undervalued skill in a zombie apocalypse

Overly cropped.

Very impressive! It looks like a brand new skillet

Bonus: the ice cream machine is broken and waiting for parts

I mean they say this is the guy they’re looking for…but is it?? I don’t recognize him at all. Also he doesn’t seem to have that fancy backpack in between pictures. This leads me to believe that these are 2 separate dudes. Clothing colors are also different.

That’s not the point! Like what differentiates it? Just because the sex happened in Illinois? That’s nothing special. What might make it special is pulling a Belmont transfer when she least expects it…like in the back of a Volkswagen…

As an Illinoian, I am curious about Illinois sex. It also reminds me of a joke.

• Why does corn in Illinois lean east?

…Because Indiana sucks and Iowa blows.

Scam. I get messages like this everyday and I know I don’t have any USPS packages coming. Also a bit.ly link is super suss

I have too much of a backlog of games i haven’t played yet. I did not buy anything. Friendly reminder to play your playlist before buying a new game.

You know, for a bunch of made up names some of them sound both funny and kinda believable.

I’m gonna mansplain even harder. Just try and stop me!

Tortured Irishman? Yeah that hits…

Everybody dance now!