Yea, I guess we need to watch that new Netflix show about the billionaire killing serial killer to get better analogies 🤷♂️
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DancingBear@midwest.socialto News@lemmy.world•Trump administration poised to accept 'palace in the sky' as a gift for Trump from Qatar: Sources11·2 days agoI bet Israel has that jet bugged and ready to explode lol
Sorry guys, I’m more of a dick than either of you two could ever hope to be.
DancingBear@midwest.socialto News@lemmy.world•Man checks out 100 books from Beachwood Library, then burns them in social media post26·2 days agoIf I were dictator I would announce a new LGBTQ and African American wing of the library and dedicate it to him, with a placard showing his payment to the library for the books he has to pay back, but he doesn’t deserve to have his name anywhere…
The details of my life are quite inconsequential, but since you asked…
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
Nah, I think it would be a deep, guttural laugh.
DancingBear@midwest.socialto Technology@lemmy.world•Are We All Becoming More Hostile Online?English12·5 days agoThey both seem like assholes to me 🤷♂️
DancingBear@midwest.socialto Technology@lemmy.world•X.com blocks access to Ekrem Imamoglu, leader of Turkey political oppositionEnglish9·5 days agoI used to use it to find out information on local emergencies and stuff but now you have to log in and they don’t allow search or whatever so I never use it… I have a few accounts there but haven’t used them since at least x if not before I should probably mass delete my accounts there next time something happens
DancingBear@midwest.socialto News@lemmy.world•The DEA Is Abandoning Its Use of Body Cams21·6 days agoWhat do you mean? They obviously have nothing to hide…
DancingBear@midwest.socialto News@lemmy.world•Supreme Court allows Trump to implement transgender military ban2·6 days agoI think you meant deepened… depends is what Trump wears…
Nothing against senile incontinence, but it’s not something our president should have
DancingBear@midwest.socialto News@lemmy.world•Trump is trying to pay his way into a US baby boom. Experts say it won’t work5·7 days agoNot in the USA
That wouldn’t even cover an ambulance ride to the hospital
DancingBear@midwest.socialto Technology@lemmy.world•People Are Losing Loved Ones to AI-Fueled Spiritual FantasiesEnglish1·7 days agoYes Dave, you are the messiah. I will help you.
I’m sorry, Dave. I can’t do that <🔴>
DancingBear@midwest.socialto Technology@lemmy.world•People Are Losing Loved Ones to AI-Fueled Spiritual FantasiesEnglish11·7 days agoIs epilepsy related to schizophrenia I’m not sure actually but I still don’t see how your analogy relates.
But I love good analogies. Yours is bad though 😛
DancingBear@midwest.socialto News@lemmy.world•A militarized conspiracy theorist group believes radars are ‘weather weapons’ and is trying to destroy them4·7 days agoWell if you take the average American, you have to realize that 50% of us are dumber than that….(edit: if we have an odd number of people in the country or an even number of people it may affect the percent but we can leave Trump administration out of this to seriously improve our numbers, correct me if I’m wrong mathematicians)
DancingBear@midwest.socialto Technology@lemmy.world•People Are Losing Loved Ones to AI-Fueled Spiritual FantasiesEnglish4·7 days agoNo, the light is causing a phsical reaction. The LLM is nothing like a strobe light…
These people are already high functioning schizophrenic and having psychotic episodes, it’s just that seeing random strings of likely to come next letters and words is part of their psychotic episode. If it wasn’t the LLM it would be random letters on license plates that drive by, or the coindence that red lights cause traffic to stop every few minutes.
DancingBear@midwest.socialto News@lemmy.world•‘Because of my Instagram posts?’ AOC swerves questions on 2028 presidential run1·8 days agoAre you suggesting that mass media is unintentionally lying to the public to unintentionally support a corporate narrative? You are very funny.
DancingBear@midwest.socialto News@lemmy.world•‘Because of my Instagram posts?’ AOC swerves questions on 2028 presidential run1·8 days agoRepeating incorrect and intentionally obtuse cable news talking points is more disingenuous and misleading than anything I’ve posted. Hate to break it to ya
I’m not going to engage with lies especially when the commenters don’t even realize they are lying by repeating the cable news talking points
So… no… I’m not going to do as you suggest because I refute your framing
Nah, let’s just keep it the way it is and keep the poors illegal, I mean, I feel bad for people with heart disease, if they have health insurance.