Second. Sniping that damn scout midair as he concjumps the moat in 2fort.

Where is goldbug hiding?

Saw one yesterday and it really is that bad. The design screams ”Gimmie that ruler, idiot. Now was that so hard?"

In other news: woman arrested for smuggling children across state lines in a cooler. Charges include, child endangerment and lewd conduct as the cooler was not in an approved rear facing car seat nor were the test tubes properly clothed.

Ah yes, my macaroni beach and palm tree was a call to arms against the moral decline of western civilization.

Oh look she IS smiling.

Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat, not a spy. And there isn’t any use for you to doubt it.

Ah yes. The memories of a few minutes of flavor and a few more of sadness as you chew hoping it would return.

I’ll never forget that time at 6yrs old when I just kept chewing. It eventually just disintegrated and I was left with the consistency of old wet kleenex. I had to literally scrape my tongue to get rid of it all.

Is it possible to upvote and downvote at the same time?

Months. You misspelled months.

Farewell Yo-yo Man

It’s the missed quicktime events that gnaw at my soul.

Let me begin. I came to win. Battle me, that’s a sin.

And don’t come back until you’ve redeemed yourselves!

“You are a human too” for all people.

Camp Crystal Lake

No Swimming

Beware the Crocs

No favorite. Back doesn’t hurt. Maybe if I wait long enough that 4th ace will show up. It’s back discomfort. Yea. That sounds adult like.

But don’t you want to have what I’ve come to enjoy: Printer roulette?

Win, “printer”, enter…come on Printer and Scanner control panel, baby wants a new printer queue to kill that stuck job…dammit edge, no I don’t want to search bing for an inkjet.

Win, “printer”…, enter…come on Control Panel, you can do it…HP Smart Panel, you piece of crap