ok but you just know corporations are going to use this as an excuse to keep using fossil fuels. like to them this is basically carte blanche to keep the status quo and block green energy from happening even harder. “oh hurdur har har we found a solution to climate change and it’s dumping diamonds in the atmosphere, no need to pay for green energy anymore haha” type shit

coolest photo of 2024.

…disabled people creep you out?

friendlymessage is arguing that if there’s no demand for milk (ie people stop drinking milk), then the production of milk will fall or cease.

I have no idea what commie is talking about

My biggest gripe about Patreon is that I can’t just do a one time donation, it’s a subscription to donate money to people. Cool and all, but I’m not rich enough to just give some of my income to people, I’d rather do small donations whenever I can.

people who verbatim say skull emoji

Oh I’m glad you asked! I’m so glad you asked! I’m so very glad you asked!

You should make this a writing prompt

I mean unless that person is explicitly getting paid to deal with scams, why give a shit? If I found out someone was gaming the system where I worked at I’d ask how they did it, because fuck the corporation.

Got a source that doesn’t force me to put in my email to read the article?

Genuine question: the fuck is butler weave floss?

Most far side comics don’t really resonate or make much sense to me

This one hits tho

no, this is my mother’s soup

ok but why does carakota go kinda hard

To quote DBZa’s Android 16:

“But there you stand, the good man, doing nothing. And while evil triumphs, and your rigid pacifism crumbles into blood-stained dust, the only victory afforded to you is that you stuck true to your guns.”

Life isn’t some black and white fair tale story where if you stick to your guns hard enough everything will turn out ok. Sometimes you have to abandon your principles to protect them.

Didn’t even get a chance to reply to the original comment. this sounds like an amazing plotline, you should run it

I approach this new king and declare that I shall find this killer.

Pause

you can befriend the entire cast if you want

Pride could work but wrath is a stretch