Looks like Elon musk as a reptile more of a reptile.

Well it’s not Reddit.

I was just about to say that the subclavian artery is nicely exposed when they lift up their hands to protect their neck. Also the femoral artery is a solid choice if you have a long enough blade. But that might take a bit of digging.

However, the carotid artery is both easy to access and difficult to repair in time. Not that I’m in any way condoning these terrible attacks.

Don’t feel bad. I always nut before the end too.

That was nasty.

Where the fuck’s Antarctica? Get a grip!

I see what you did there! #hungryBitches

Good point! I should beat my meat in public… More.

Finally something even the left can get behind.

I feel like Norwegian kids are waaaaay more feral than french kids

Lol, I assume that’s a description of the execution of a french spy?

Shocker…

The cops have health insurance with United. I’m pretty sure they’re not going to get this guy.

Lol 😂 I wasn’t actively seeking it out but when I saw the title curiosity got the better of me. Good ol’ motherless!

As it should be. You haven’t lived till you’ve seen a dude stuff live black soldier fly larvae into his pp hole!

Pretty sure Mohammad didn’t have strong opinions regarding internet privacy.

Rye, not wheat.

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