Like signing Israel’s bombs piece of shit for anyone who hasn’t been disappointed yet

Corruption

Going to be real fucking funny when they want to target the greatest threat to the United States and it shoots a nuke at the orange pedophiles head

Astonishing what happens when people are paid what they’re worth

And Eratosthenes calculated its circumference to within a few hundred kilometers because he treated the earth as a perfect sphere instead of the oblate spheroid it is

Oh so its my problem because YOU fucked up?

Yeah no this doesn’t go away with a half-assed apology to the wrong people. If he wants absolution he knows what he has to do

That and is totally cool taking orders from a treasonous child rapist

Ahh okay yeah if you just have like a little snow on top after you’ve brushed it then thats nothing to worry about. The car wash might have just been trying to get at the dirt underneath the ice and thats why they took more time

Less rude and more potentially dangerous tbh. The metal of the roof will conduct just enough heat to melt the snow into a thin sheet of water and the second you stop or slow down a little too hard all of the snow on your roof is now obstructing your front view. For the sake of yourself and everyone else you share the road with please brush off any significant snow on top of your vehicle before you start moving

I can bet that “sex” isn’t the best word to describe what happened

Oh so improperly handling classified information is a bad thing now because the black guy did it? What a fucking loser

Definitely using that last one

cough Dnd Beyond coughcough*

It got sold to the Saudis months ago, surprising they did anything

Love the little Cyrano de Bug-gerac in the corner

Well yeah its because only like a third of that group can read anything more difficult than the Hunger Games. 34% of adult Americans can’t read above a 4th grade level

https://www.theglobalstatistics.com/literacy-rate-in-the-united-states/

True risk is also anathema to them, probably hedging bets on how the midterms go before they make big moves

Same reason no one shines their shoes anymore, a lot of shirts just don’t need the same level of maintenance anymore

And after about halfway through the third bowl you begin to regret everything