I’m going to need you to speak with my lawyer and sign a waiver if you refuse to test for a pregnancy. We cannot discuss any further until this matter is settled, or the situation becomes a life threatening emergency.

I understand your position, but I’m going to need you to prove you aren’t pregnant or have a chance of being pregnant before we discuss this further.

I’d like to buy a vowel.

It pretty blantantly shows that there is a greater concern for the potential existence of something which may potentially become a person, than there is for the actual person having an actual medical emergency.

Biggest mistake of 2008 was not holding people accountable. Second biggest mistake was bailing out the banks.

The government should have enforced collective bargaining to keep people in their homes, and cap ARMs at 3% APR, and make the maximum payment of a mortgage no more that 25% of the owners annual income, and capped the term length at 30 years. Bank’s can’t make money on those terms? Fuck’em. We should care more about people being able to live in their houses than we should care about a billion dollar business’ bottom line. Investing comes with risk, accept the risk that if you build a system that topples the economy and forces people out of homes due to predatory loans, that you might lose some profit.

cries in sciatica

That’s pretty dope. I would totally donate some of my skin to make a sick wallet for one of my family members (they’re into weird curios).

Clarification : After I die. Not while I still need the skin.

I vote for school tax levys. I don’t (and probably will never) have kids.

This is the answer.

I’d come back, but I’m charging 4x my old wage, I get back-pay to my furlough date at my new rate. I’m also signed for 25 years, with yearly adjustments for inflation, and if I’m termed for any reason, I keep my pay package.

Go ahead. Trump is a whiny little bitch, and Kash is his googly-eyed lapdog.

I don’t want the job, I’m just tired of watching other people royally fuck it up.

Yes, and with enough margin to serve an unconstitutional number of terms and still be under 60.

Depends on the game and platform really.

Been using game cheats since IDDQD and IDKFA. I’ve never used a cheat in a multiplayer competitive game, that’s like cheating at golf. No one really cares what your fucking score is, and cheating ruins any and all accomplishment and personal validation from competing. At that point, you’re just being an asshole to other people for imaginary clout, and you should really consider what is gratifying about playing in the first place.

I think it should be turned into a homeless shelter.

You shouldn’t sit in a seat of such power and prestige without being forced to reconcile the most downtrodden and in-need citizens you are serving.

Anyway, vote for me in in 2028. My platform is, I’m tired of watching you all fuck this up.

Supposedly, that is the whole deal with the Chilean Sea Bass that he gloats about. Spared no expense. Apparently that fish sounds fancy, but is actually super cheap. The whole park needed to have the shine of a top-of-the-line facility, but in the end, Ingen and Hammond had no idea what they were really cooking up.

The raptors for instance, I always got the feeling that paddock was kind of small and rapidly constructed. Those things had killed multiple people in the past, and the park’s response was cram them into a jail cell. You’d think an intelligent, dangerous animal, that was not part of the tour or experience would be euthanized, rather than risk the whole park…but here is Ingen not dealing with the problem, and instead, actively making more raptors.

Don’t even have to invest. In my area, a 100% renewable supplier was about 30% more per KWH, all of that extra overhead was paid to keep old unprofitable coal plants online. That’s capitalist efficiency for you.

My secondhand 1999 Crown Victoria went 284000 miles over 19 years. I had to put some work into it, but when I traded the car in, everything still worked, minus the trunk lock (super glued by frat boys) and the driver door handle (snapped off in my hand, twice, replaced with channel locks clamped onto the remaining nub).

The safety requirements have gone up because the average size of the vehicles in the US has gone up. Has nothing to do with aero, and everything to do with rollover protection. Hell, even the dreaded “giant iPad” era of interior design is due to the requirement for backup cams on all cars, due to the reduced visibility, due to the increased size of structural pillars, due to higher strength to pass rollover tests due to increased weight of the vehicle duetolargertrucksandsuvsduetotheautomakerstargetingthemostprofitablevehiclesizesduetothechickentaxonimportedtrucks.

Got any examples of liberals saying it’s not okay to be a white man?

Edit: the silence is deafening. The whole position is made up fee fees by far right agitators.