LasagnaCat

As someone currently using the toilet let me tell you.

It’s pretty ok.

Thats pretty neat!

I’d like to roll a sleight of hand check and attempt to steal the tunic.

[Rolls a 6]

Without hesitation.

It turns into hard rock

Armageddon, the mega block buster hit movie of 1998

I pay an HoA, its like $30 a year. While they dont encourage it, they dont care either. They really dont do anything except twice a year they bring out garbage trucks/dumpsters to the nearby school to dump/recycle things too big for a trash can.

Hello fellow childless 32 year old. You get that plant!

Signed, Another childless 32 year old that just planted day liilies and strawberries

I’m sorry, I didn’t get that. Try again?

beeeeep

What if you were gonna lie though

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wiggles fingers jazzily

But i just went D:

Well to be fair

Id go for some chocolate milk

Yes hello?

On g

But hes never ready for some good family fun dancing in a thai bar.

Big water has been taking us for fools all this time

What about lemons?