Grandpa, do you mind? It’s hard to talk to you when you do that in front of me.

Hail Satan!

I know Vader is supposed to be choking him, but he also looks like he is giving the stormtrooper a force handy.

And the name of that boat? Albert Einstein.

Isn’t that just fried tofu?

I would totally hunt down a werewolf and subdue them with belly rubs, butt scritches, and…shit, does this make me a furry? Is this how it starts?

That or “Simple Man!”. My bassist friend hates when I yell it out.

Why?

You have to sing it like the subway commercial.

Puckerberg!

“Bro, you need to get your kid to watch Peppa pig or something because I can’t understand her half the time.”

Sadie

So, was he high when he cut his hair like a hat? It seems like an idea when you are high.

Just build the damn robot, shinji!

Yeah! Let’s go fuck that cheese!

Anna Taylor joy looks like the fancy changeling.

I don’t know, man. You just call every Tom, Dick, and Harry a nerd dragon. It would have to be a substantial nerd. A nerd other nerds look up to.

No, it was like “weather is brought to you by.” Can I not remember the rest because I was blinded by rage . I didn’t even hear the weather. It only happened once.

“it’s the thirst mutilator!”